#YOETTAD - You Only Eat Three Times A Day
Campus (at University of Birmingham)

Campus (at University of Birmingham)

Penny Gang for life (at Le Passy)

Penny Gang for life (at Le Passy)

YOETTAD IS DEAD

We felt like dicks constantly taking photos of our food. As a result, it was decided that it is time to bring YOETTAD to an end. We know all three of you who will read this will be upset and probably start to cry while jerking off into a bowl of greek yoghurt and honey BUT DON’T. The tears will blur your vision, your aim will be impaired and the milky-white hue of the yoghurt could cause for some embarrassingly adventurous gastronomic discoveries.

That’s right, I’m talking about eating semen. You want to eat your own semen? Thought not.

So instead of getting all upset that you won’t get to see any more of our delicious meals and possibly ingesting your own baby gravy in the process, just scroll down, load more posts and enjoy the mouth-watering photos that are sure to become part of the Internet’s cherished, eternal history.

Snore off.

The Diner, Soho, London

The Diner, Soho, London